*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
well? can he????
1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.
You’ll regret not kissing her a lot more than you’ll regret kissing her.
Bitch I’m on my swag